Jeebus, you'd think she, of all people, would understand the concept of

...the pity f**k.

A Lot of People [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Are emailing me to say that they have made their first McCain donation tonight.

Maybe McCain shouldn't speak next week and replay this instead?

Keep on keepin' on there 'America's slump buster'.

I know, I know.

Next time I'll be crueler and blunter.